I am here so I won't get fired - T-shirt
from €19.50
For the ones clocking in with zero enthusiasm and maximum sarcasm.
This “I’m here so I won’t get fired” t-shirt keeps it real — because not all heroes wear capes, some just show up to keep their jobs.
Printed in clean, minimalist type on a comfy cotton tee, it’s the perfect low-effort flex for anyone who’s mentally out of office but physically still here.
Whether you're surviving meetings, dodging Slack messages, or just trying not to scream into the void — this shirt has your back (and your chest).
✔️ Premium unisex fit — relaxed, soft, and easy to style
✔️ Clean and simple design for that effortless sarcasm
✔️ Durable print that holds up through even the most chaotic workweeks
✔️ Perfect gift for coworkers, burnout besties, or your inner deadpan icon
Great For:
✔️Work-from-home warriors
✔️Office sarcasm enthusiasts
✔️Quiet quitters with taste
✔️Corporate humor gifts
Details:
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This “I’m here so I won’t get fired” t-shirt keeps it real — because not all heroes wear capes, some just show up to keep their jobs.
Printed in clean, minimalist type on a comfy cotton tee, it’s the perfect low-effort flex for anyone who’s mentally out of office but physically still here.
Whether you're surviving meetings, dodging Slack messages, or just trying not to scream into the void — this shirt has your back (and your chest).
✔️ Premium unisex fit — relaxed, soft, and easy to style
✔️ Clean and simple design for that effortless sarcasm
✔️ Durable print that holds up through even the most chaotic workweeks
✔️ Perfect gift for coworkers, burnout besties, or your inner deadpan icon
Great For:
✔️Work-from-home warriors
✔️Office sarcasm enthusiasts
✔️Quiet quitters with taste
✔️Corporate humor gifts
Details:
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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For the ones clocking in with zero enthusiasm and maximum sarcasm.
This “I’m here so I won’t get fired” t-shirt keeps it real — because not all heroes wear capes, some just show up to keep their jobs.
Printed in clean, minimalist type on a comfy cotton tee, it’s the perfect low-effort flex for anyone who’s mentally out of office but physically still here.
Whether you're surviving meetings, dodging Slack messages, or just trying not to scream into the void — this shirt has your back (and your chest).
✔️ Premium unisex fit — relaxed, soft, and easy to style
✔️ Clean and simple design for that effortless sarcasm
✔️ Durable print that holds up through even the most chaotic workweeks
✔️ Perfect gift for coworkers, burnout besties, or your inner deadpan icon
Great For:
✔️Work-from-home warriors
✔️Office sarcasm enthusiasts
✔️Quiet quitters with taste
✔️Corporate humor gifts
Details:
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This “I’m here so I won’t get fired” t-shirt keeps it real — because not all heroes wear capes, some just show up to keep their jobs.
Printed in clean, minimalist type on a comfy cotton tee, it’s the perfect low-effort flex for anyone who’s mentally out of office but physically still here.
Whether you're surviving meetings, dodging Slack messages, or just trying not to scream into the void — this shirt has your back (and your chest).
✔️ Premium unisex fit — relaxed, soft, and easy to style
✔️ Clean and simple design for that effortless sarcasm
✔️ Durable print that holds up through even the most chaotic workweeks
✔️ Perfect gift for coworkers, burnout besties, or your inner deadpan icon
Great For:
✔️Work-from-home warriors
✔️Office sarcasm enthusiasts
✔️Quiet quitters with taste
✔️Corporate humor gifts
Details:
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
For the ones clocking in with zero enthusiasm and maximum sarcasm.
This “I’m here so I won’t get fired” t-shirt keeps it real — because not all heroes wear capes, some just show up to keep their jobs.
Printed in clean, minimalist type on a comfy cotton tee, it’s the perfect low-effort flex for anyone who’s mentally out of office but physically still here.
Whether you're surviving meetings, dodging Slack messages, or just trying not to scream into the void — this shirt has your back (and your chest).
✔️ Premium unisex fit — relaxed, soft, and easy to style
✔️ Clean and simple design for that effortless sarcasm
✔️ Durable print that holds up through even the most chaotic workweeks
✔️ Perfect gift for coworkers, burnout besties, or your inner deadpan icon
Great For:
✔️Work-from-home warriors
✔️Office sarcasm enthusiasts
✔️Quiet quitters with taste
✔️Corporate humor gifts
Details:
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This “I’m here so I won’t get fired” t-shirt keeps it real — because not all heroes wear capes, some just show up to keep their jobs.
Printed in clean, minimalist type on a comfy cotton tee, it’s the perfect low-effort flex for anyone who’s mentally out of office but physically still here.
Whether you're surviving meetings, dodging Slack messages, or just trying not to scream into the void — this shirt has your back (and your chest).
✔️ Premium unisex fit — relaxed, soft, and easy to style
✔️ Clean and simple design for that effortless sarcasm
✔️ Durable print that holds up through even the most chaotic workweeks
✔️ Perfect gift for coworkers, burnout besties, or your inner deadpan icon
Great For:
✔️Work-from-home warriors
✔️Office sarcasm enthusiasts
✔️Quiet quitters with taste
✔️Corporate humor gifts
Details:
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!