My Loyalty Ends Where The Paycheck Does - Notebook
Tired of pretending you're loyal to the mission when you're really just here for the direct deposit? Same. This sleek, hard-cover notebook is perfect for office rebels, side hustlers, and sarcastic souls who know that loyalty doesn't pay the bills—paychecks do.
Use it to jot down passive-aggressive meeting notes, your next big exit plan, or just doodle while you're "actively listening" on Zoom.
✨ Why You'll Love It:
- Bold statement design that speaks your truth
- Perfect size to toss in your tote or leave visibly on your desk as a quiet protest
- Makes a hilarious and relatable gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone deep in the 9–5 grind.
• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket
📎 Keywords:
Funny work notebook, sarcastic journal, office supplies with attitude, boss babe stationery, anti-corporate gifts, passive aggressive planner, wired for sarcasm shop, planner for work
Tired of pretending you're loyal to the mission when you're really just here for the direct deposit? Same. This sleek, hard-cover notebook is perfect for office rebels, side hustlers, and sarcastic souls who know that loyalty doesn't pay the bills—paychecks do.
Use it to jot down passive-aggressive meeting notes, your next big exit plan, or just doodle while you're "actively listening" on Zoom.
✨ Why You'll Love It:
- Bold statement design that speaks your truth
- Perfect size to toss in your tote or leave visibly on your desk as a quiet protest
- Makes a hilarious and relatable gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone deep in the 9–5 grind.
• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket
📎 Keywords:
Funny work notebook, sarcastic journal, office supplies with attitude, boss babe stationery, anti-corporate gifts, passive aggressive planner, wired for sarcasm shop, planner for work
Tired of pretending you're loyal to the mission when you're really just here for the direct deposit? Same. This sleek, hard-cover notebook is perfect for office rebels, side hustlers, and sarcastic souls who know that loyalty doesn't pay the bills—paychecks do.
Use it to jot down passive-aggressive meeting notes, your next big exit plan, or just doodle while you're "actively listening" on Zoom.
✨ Why You'll Love It:
- Bold statement design that speaks your truth
- Perfect size to toss in your tote or leave visibly on your desk as a quiet protest
- Makes a hilarious and relatable gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone deep in the 9–5 grind.
• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket
📎 Keywords:
Funny work notebook, sarcastic journal, office supplies with attitude, boss babe stationery, anti-corporate gifts, passive aggressive planner, wired for sarcasm shop, planner for work