Water? I thought this was Vodka - Sports water bottle
€27.50
Hydration never looked so misleading.
This 25 oz BPA-free Tritan™ bottle serves up sass and sarcasm in equal measure. Featuring the bold, cheeky quote that says what you wish you could in your 9AM meeting, it’s perfect for corporate girlies, remote rebels, and anyone who stays hydrated with a side of attitude.
Crafted from 50% recycled materials, this lightweight, shatter-resistant water bottle keeps you hydrated without the drama. It includes a spill-proof screw-on lid, a flip-up bite valve, and a carry-handle that’s made for multitasking.
Whether you’re heading to a hot yoga class, hate-scrolling your inbox, or pretending to drink water in a meeting—this bottle’s got your back.
• 25 oz (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• BPA-free Eastman Tritan™ Renew 50% recycled material
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Spill-proof screw-on lid with bite valve
• Single-finger carry-handle
Keywords: funny tritan water bottle, sarcastic plastic water bottle, vodka quote hydration bottle, office humor bottle, BPA-free funny water bottle, corporate girlie drinkware, passive aggressive gift, snarky water bottle with quote, burnout gift, sarcastic gift for coworkers, spill-proof funny bottle, water bottle for meetings, sassy hydration bottle, 25 oz bottle with attitude, work from home essentials
This 25 oz BPA-free Tritan™ bottle serves up sass and sarcasm in equal measure. Featuring the bold, cheeky quote that says what you wish you could in your 9AM meeting, it’s perfect for corporate girlies, remote rebels, and anyone who stays hydrated with a side of attitude.
Crafted from 50% recycled materials, this lightweight, shatter-resistant water bottle keeps you hydrated without the drama. It includes a spill-proof screw-on lid, a flip-up bite valve, and a carry-handle that’s made for multitasking.
Whether you’re heading to a hot yoga class, hate-scrolling your inbox, or pretending to drink water in a meeting—this bottle’s got your back.
• 25 oz (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• BPA-free Eastman Tritan™ Renew 50% recycled material
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Spill-proof screw-on lid with bite valve
• Single-finger carry-handle
Keywords: funny tritan water bottle, sarcastic plastic water bottle, vodka quote hydration bottle, office humor bottle, BPA-free funny water bottle, corporate girlie drinkware, passive aggressive gift, snarky water bottle with quote, burnout gift, sarcastic gift for coworkers, spill-proof funny bottle, water bottle for meetings, sassy hydration bottle, 25 oz bottle with attitude, work from home essentials
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Hydration never looked so misleading.
This 25 oz BPA-free Tritan™ bottle serves up sass and sarcasm in equal measure. Featuring the bold, cheeky quote that says what you wish you could in your 9AM meeting, it’s perfect for corporate girlies, remote rebels, and anyone who stays hydrated with a side of attitude.
Crafted from 50% recycled materials, this lightweight, shatter-resistant water bottle keeps you hydrated without the drama. It includes a spill-proof screw-on lid, a flip-up bite valve, and a carry-handle that’s made for multitasking.
Whether you’re heading to a hot yoga class, hate-scrolling your inbox, or pretending to drink water in a meeting—this bottle’s got your back.
• 25 oz (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• BPA-free Eastman Tritan™ Renew 50% recycled material
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Spill-proof screw-on lid with bite valve
• Single-finger carry-handle
Keywords: funny tritan water bottle, sarcastic plastic water bottle, vodka quote hydration bottle, office humor bottle, BPA-free funny water bottle, corporate girlie drinkware, passive aggressive gift, snarky water bottle with quote, burnout gift, sarcastic gift for coworkers, spill-proof funny bottle, water bottle for meetings, sassy hydration bottle, 25 oz bottle with attitude, work from home essentials
This 25 oz BPA-free Tritan™ bottle serves up sass and sarcasm in equal measure. Featuring the bold, cheeky quote that says what you wish you could in your 9AM meeting, it’s perfect for corporate girlies, remote rebels, and anyone who stays hydrated with a side of attitude.
Crafted from 50% recycled materials, this lightweight, shatter-resistant water bottle keeps you hydrated without the drama. It includes a spill-proof screw-on lid, a flip-up bite valve, and a carry-handle that’s made for multitasking.
Whether you’re heading to a hot yoga class, hate-scrolling your inbox, or pretending to drink water in a meeting—this bottle’s got your back.
• 25 oz (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• BPA-free Eastman Tritan™ Renew 50% recycled material
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Spill-proof screw-on lid with bite valve
• Single-finger carry-handle
Keywords: funny tritan water bottle, sarcastic plastic water bottle, vodka quote hydration bottle, office humor bottle, BPA-free funny water bottle, corporate girlie drinkware, passive aggressive gift, snarky water bottle with quote, burnout gift, sarcastic gift for coworkers, spill-proof funny bottle, water bottle for meetings, sassy hydration bottle, 25 oz bottle with attitude, work from home essentials
Hydration never looked so misleading.
This 25 oz BPA-free Tritan™ bottle serves up sass and sarcasm in equal measure. Featuring the bold, cheeky quote that says what you wish you could in your 9AM meeting, it’s perfect for corporate girlies, remote rebels, and anyone who stays hydrated with a side of attitude.
Crafted from 50% recycled materials, this lightweight, shatter-resistant water bottle keeps you hydrated without the drama. It includes a spill-proof screw-on lid, a flip-up bite valve, and a carry-handle that’s made for multitasking.
Whether you’re heading to a hot yoga class, hate-scrolling your inbox, or pretending to drink water in a meeting—this bottle’s got your back.
• 25 oz (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• BPA-free Eastman Tritan™ Renew 50% recycled material
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Spill-proof screw-on lid with bite valve
• Single-finger carry-handle
Keywords: funny tritan water bottle, sarcastic plastic water bottle, vodka quote hydration bottle, office humor bottle, BPA-free funny water bottle, corporate girlie drinkware, passive aggressive gift, snarky water bottle with quote, burnout gift, sarcastic gift for coworkers, spill-proof funny bottle, water bottle for meetings, sassy hydration bottle, 25 oz bottle with attitude, work from home essentials
This 25 oz BPA-free Tritan™ bottle serves up sass and sarcasm in equal measure. Featuring the bold, cheeky quote that says what you wish you could in your 9AM meeting, it’s perfect for corporate girlies, remote rebels, and anyone who stays hydrated with a side of attitude.
Crafted from 50% recycled materials, this lightweight, shatter-resistant water bottle keeps you hydrated without the drama. It includes a spill-proof screw-on lid, a flip-up bite valve, and a carry-handle that’s made for multitasking.
Whether you’re heading to a hot yoga class, hate-scrolling your inbox, or pretending to drink water in a meeting—this bottle’s got your back.
• 25 oz (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• BPA-free Eastman Tritan™ Renew 50% recycled material
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Spill-proof screw-on lid with bite valve
• Single-finger carry-handle
Keywords: funny tritan water bottle, sarcastic plastic water bottle, vodka quote hydration bottle, office humor bottle, BPA-free funny water bottle, corporate girlie drinkware, passive aggressive gift, snarky water bottle with quote, burnout gift, sarcastic gift for coworkers, spill-proof funny bottle, water bottle for meetings, sassy hydration bottle, 25 oz bottle with attitude, work from home essentials