Water? I Thought this was Vodka - Stainless steel water bottle

€23.50
Confused? Same. This bold and hilarious stainless steel bottle says what we’re all thinking:
“Water? I thought this was vodka.”

Whether you're surviving back-to-back Zoom calls or pretending your morning meeting is a party, this 17 oz double-walled stainless steel water bottle is your new corporate girlie sidekick. It keeps your coffee hot, your iced matcha cold, and your sarcasm chilled to perfection—for up to 6 hours.

Made with high-grade stainless steel and finished with a glossy coating for vibrant, durable print, this bottle is as fabulous as it is functional. With its odorless, leak-proof cap and sleek bowling pin shape, it slides into your bag, your car cup holder, or your passive-aggressive personality with ease.

Perfect for office rebels, work-from-home baddies, and burnout queens everywhere.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell. Sorry, it’s still not vodka.

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Confused? Same. This bold and hilarious stainless steel bottle says what we’re all thinking:
“Water? I thought this was vodka.”

Whether you're surviving back-to-back Zoom calls or pretending your morning meeting is a party, this 17 oz double-walled stainless steel water bottle is your new corporate girlie sidekick. It keeps your coffee hot, your iced matcha cold, and your sarcasm chilled to perfection—for up to 6 hours.

Made with high-grade stainless steel and finished with a glossy coating for vibrant, durable print, this bottle is as fabulous as it is functional. With its odorless, leak-proof cap and sleek bowling pin shape, it slides into your bag, your car cup holder, or your passive-aggressive personality with ease.

Perfect for office rebels, work-from-home baddies, and burnout queens everywhere.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell. Sorry, it’s still not vodka.

Keywords: funny stainless steel water bottle, sarcastic water bottle, vodka quote bottle, funny insulated flask, office humor water bottle, corporate girlie gift, burnout gift for coworker, double wall vacuum bottle, snarky hydration bottle, gift for sarcastic women, funny gift for boss babe, work from home essentials, alcohol joke water bottle, trendy hot and cold bottle, sassy drinkware, funny coworker gift, passive aggressive water bottle, quirky bottle for meetings, bottle with funny quote, gift for office bestie
Confused? Same. This bold and hilarious stainless steel bottle says what we’re all thinking:
“Water? I thought this was vodka.”

Whether you're surviving back-to-back Zoom calls or pretending your morning meeting is a party, this 17 oz double-walled stainless steel water bottle is your new corporate girlie sidekick. It keeps your coffee hot, your iced matcha cold, and your sarcasm chilled to perfection—for up to 6 hours.

Made with high-grade stainless steel and finished with a glossy coating for vibrant, durable print, this bottle is as fabulous as it is functional. With its odorless, leak-proof cap and sleek bowling pin shape, it slides into your bag, your car cup holder, or your passive-aggressive personality with ease.

Perfect for office rebels, work-from-home baddies, and burnout queens everywhere.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell. Sorry, it’s still not vodka.

Keywords: funny stainless steel water bottle, sarcastic water bottle, vodka quote bottle, funny insulated flask, office humor water bottle, corporate girlie gift, burnout gift for coworker, double wall vacuum bottle, snarky hydration bottle, gift for sarcastic women, funny gift for boss babe, work from home essentials, alcohol joke water bottle, trendy hot and cold bottle, sassy drinkware, funny coworker gift, passive aggressive water bottle, quirky bottle for meetings, bottle with funny quote, gift for office bestie