Writing things down so I don't scream them out loud - Notebook
€17.00
For the overworked, the overwhelmed, and the quietly unhinged — this funny notebook says exactly what your email drafts can't. “Writing things down so I don’t scream them out loud” is the perfect daily sidekick for jotting down tasks, thoughts, frustrations, or passive-aggressive reminders (that you’ll never send).
Whether you're in back-to-back meetings or pretending to listen on Zoom, this stylish hardcover notebook helps keep your cool — one note at a time.
Notebook Features:
📓 Premium UltraHyde hardcover for a polished, professional look
📝 80 lined, cream-colored pages for all your thoughts, ideas, and emotional damage
🔖 Built-in elastic closure and ribbon page marker for staying organized under pressure
📂 Expandable inner pocket to stash business cards, notes, or secret resignation letters
📏 Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm) — perfect for meetings, desks, or your therapy bag
⚖️ Lightweight at 10.9 oz (309 g) for easy everyday carry
Perfect for:
Work notebooks • Mental health journaling at work • Gifts for coworkers • Office humor lovers • Quiet quitting in style
Whether you're in back-to-back meetings or pretending to listen on Zoom, this stylish hardcover notebook helps keep your cool — one note at a time.
Notebook Features:
📓 Premium UltraHyde hardcover for a polished, professional look
📝 80 lined, cream-colored pages for all your thoughts, ideas, and emotional damage
🔖 Built-in elastic closure and ribbon page marker for staying organized under pressure
📂 Expandable inner pocket to stash business cards, notes, or secret resignation letters
📏 Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm) — perfect for meetings, desks, or your therapy bag
⚖️ Lightweight at 10.9 oz (309 g) for easy everyday carry
Perfect for:
Work notebooks • Mental health journaling at work • Gifts for coworkers • Office humor lovers • Quiet quitting in style
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For the overworked, the overwhelmed, and the quietly unhinged — this funny notebook says exactly what your email drafts can't. “Writing things down so I don’t scream them out loud” is the perfect daily sidekick for jotting down tasks, thoughts, frustrations, or passive-aggressive reminders (that you’ll never send).
Whether you're in back-to-back meetings or pretending to listen on Zoom, this stylish hardcover notebook helps keep your cool — one note at a time.
Notebook Features:
📓 Premium UltraHyde hardcover for a polished, professional look
📝 80 lined, cream-colored pages for all your thoughts, ideas, and emotional damage
🔖 Built-in elastic closure and ribbon page marker for staying organized under pressure
📂 Expandable inner pocket to stash business cards, notes, or secret resignation letters
📏 Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm) — perfect for meetings, desks, or your therapy bag
⚖️ Lightweight at 10.9 oz (309 g) for easy everyday carry
Perfect for:
Work notebooks • Mental health journaling at work • Gifts for coworkers • Office humor lovers • Quiet quitting in style
Whether you're in back-to-back meetings or pretending to listen on Zoom, this stylish hardcover notebook helps keep your cool — one note at a time.
Notebook Features:
📓 Premium UltraHyde hardcover for a polished, professional look
📝 80 lined, cream-colored pages for all your thoughts, ideas, and emotional damage
🔖 Built-in elastic closure and ribbon page marker for staying organized under pressure
📂 Expandable inner pocket to stash business cards, notes, or secret resignation letters
📏 Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm) — perfect for meetings, desks, or your therapy bag
⚖️ Lightweight at 10.9 oz (309 g) for easy everyday carry
Perfect for:
Work notebooks • Mental health journaling at work • Gifts for coworkers • Office humor lovers • Quiet quitting in style
For the overworked, the overwhelmed, and the quietly unhinged — this funny notebook says exactly what your email drafts can't. “Writing things down so I don’t scream them out loud” is the perfect daily sidekick for jotting down tasks, thoughts, frustrations, or passive-aggressive reminders (that you’ll never send).
Whether you're in back-to-back meetings or pretending to listen on Zoom, this stylish hardcover notebook helps keep your cool — one note at a time.
Notebook Features:
📓 Premium UltraHyde hardcover for a polished, professional look
📝 80 lined, cream-colored pages for all your thoughts, ideas, and emotional damage
🔖 Built-in elastic closure and ribbon page marker for staying organized under pressure
📂 Expandable inner pocket to stash business cards, notes, or secret resignation letters
📏 Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm) — perfect for meetings, desks, or your therapy bag
⚖️ Lightweight at 10.9 oz (309 g) for easy everyday carry
Perfect for:
Work notebooks • Mental health journaling at work • Gifts for coworkers • Office humor lovers • Quiet quitting in style
Whether you're in back-to-back meetings or pretending to listen on Zoom, this stylish hardcover notebook helps keep your cool — one note at a time.
Notebook Features:
📓 Premium UltraHyde hardcover for a polished, professional look
📝 80 lined, cream-colored pages for all your thoughts, ideas, and emotional damage
🔖 Built-in elastic closure and ribbon page marker for staying organized under pressure
📂 Expandable inner pocket to stash business cards, notes, or secret resignation letters
📏 Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm) — perfect for meetings, desks, or your therapy bag
⚖️ Lightweight at 10.9 oz (309 g) for easy everyday carry
Perfect for:
Work notebooks • Mental health journaling at work • Gifts for coworkers • Office humor lovers • Quiet quitting in style