Your Urgency Is Not My Emergency - T-shirt
from €19.50
Let them know: just because they’re in panic mode doesn’t mean you are. This bold and sarcastic t-shirt is made for calm professionals, passive-aggressive pros, and anyone tired of fake deadlines. Crafted from 100% cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and built for surviving work chaos in maximum comfort.
Whether you're dealing with last-minute Slack messages or watching someone else’s crisis unfold from a distance, this tee is your perfect uniform. Great for office wear, Zoom calls, and post-work venting.
✨ Product Features:
- 100% cotton for all-day comfort
- Classic unisex fit that suits every chill professional
- Durable embroidery
- Ideal gift for sarcastic employees, coworkers, or burnout survivors
Keywords: funny work t-shirt, sarcastic office shirt, urgency is not emergency tee, burnout humor shirt, passive aggressive gift, wired for sarcasm apparel, quiet quitting merch, 100% cotton work shirt
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Whether you're dealing with last-minute Slack messages or watching someone else’s crisis unfold from a distance, this tee is your perfect uniform. Great for office wear, Zoom calls, and post-work venting.
✨ Product Features:
- 100% cotton for all-day comfort
- Classic unisex fit that suits every chill professional
- Durable embroidery
- Ideal gift for sarcastic employees, coworkers, or burnout survivors
Keywords: funny work t-shirt, sarcastic office shirt, urgency is not emergency tee, burnout humor shirt, passive aggressive gift, wired for sarcasm apparel, quiet quitting merch, 100% cotton work shirt
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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Let them know: just because they’re in panic mode doesn’t mean you are. This bold and sarcastic t-shirt is made for calm professionals, passive-aggressive pros, and anyone tired of fake deadlines. Crafted from 100% cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and built for surviving work chaos in maximum comfort.
Whether you're dealing with last-minute Slack messages or watching someone else’s crisis unfold from a distance, this tee is your perfect uniform. Great for office wear, Zoom calls, and post-work venting.
✨ Product Features:
- 100% cotton for all-day comfort
- Classic unisex fit that suits every chill professional
- Durable embroidery
- Ideal gift for sarcastic employees, coworkers, or burnout survivors
Keywords: funny work t-shirt, sarcastic office shirt, urgency is not emergency tee, burnout humor shirt, passive aggressive gift, wired for sarcasm apparel, quiet quitting merch, 100% cotton work shirt
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Whether you're dealing with last-minute Slack messages or watching someone else’s crisis unfold from a distance, this tee is your perfect uniform. Great for office wear, Zoom calls, and post-work venting.
✨ Product Features:
- 100% cotton for all-day comfort
- Classic unisex fit that suits every chill professional
- Durable embroidery
- Ideal gift for sarcastic employees, coworkers, or burnout survivors
Keywords: funny work t-shirt, sarcastic office shirt, urgency is not emergency tee, burnout humor shirt, passive aggressive gift, wired for sarcasm apparel, quiet quitting merch, 100% cotton work shirt
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Let them know: just because they’re in panic mode doesn’t mean you are. This bold and sarcastic t-shirt is made for calm professionals, passive-aggressive pros, and anyone tired of fake deadlines. Crafted from 100% cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and built for surviving work chaos in maximum comfort.
Whether you're dealing with last-minute Slack messages or watching someone else’s crisis unfold from a distance, this tee is your perfect uniform. Great for office wear, Zoom calls, and post-work venting.
✨ Product Features:
- 100% cotton for all-day comfort
- Classic unisex fit that suits every chill professional
- Durable embroidery
- Ideal gift for sarcastic employees, coworkers, or burnout survivors
Keywords: funny work t-shirt, sarcastic office shirt, urgency is not emergency tee, burnout humor shirt, passive aggressive gift, wired for sarcasm apparel, quiet quitting merch, 100% cotton work shirt
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Whether you're dealing with last-minute Slack messages or watching someone else’s crisis unfold from a distance, this tee is your perfect uniform. Great for office wear, Zoom calls, and post-work venting.
✨ Product Features:
- 100% cotton for all-day comfort
- Classic unisex fit that suits every chill professional
- Durable embroidery
- Ideal gift for sarcastic employees, coworkers, or burnout survivors
Keywords: funny work t-shirt, sarcastic office shirt, urgency is not emergency tee, burnout humor shirt, passive aggressive gift, wired for sarcasm apparel, quiet quitting merch, 100% cotton work shirt
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.